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quarta-feira, 28 de outubro de 2009

Como se tornar uma psicótica obsessivo-compulsiva


1 - Pense no cara com quem você está saindo;
2 - Considere a hipótese desse cara estar saindo com outra;
3 - Presuma que esse cara está saindo com outra;
4 - Tenha certeza absoluta de que esse cara está saindo com outra;
5 - Fique absurdamente revoltada com o fato desse cara estar saindo com outra e ligue para ele, alegando que já sabe de tudo e não quer mais saber dessa palhaçada.

(Tempo de duração do processo: 5 a 10 minutos)

28 comentários:

  1. Ahhhhhhhhhhh...funciona, sim!!

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  2. ai... meninos.... não entendem nada dos caminhos obscuros pelos quais funcionam as mentes psicóticas obssessivas-compulsivas.
    hahahahahaha

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  3. Gente, eu odeio o Zorra Total. Este blog é maravilhoso, imaginar as cenas enquanto leio é muito mais gostoso e divertido que os quadros do programa. Me desculpe, mas... pronto, falei! Parabéns pelo blog, já está nos meu favoritos para sempre. Um amigo indicou, já vou atrás dele agradecer a dica.

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  4. Ué psicótica...
    Isso não pode ter fim só em loucura. Espero que essa psicose tenha final feliz para todas as partes... Inclusive a minha, se isso acontecer comigo...

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  5. Isso é a pura verdade. Principalmente se você tiver um amigo que mui gentilmente invente que viu o cara com outra.

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  6. Hahahaha.. o passo 5 é só o começo... dai pra frente é uma derrota total.

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  7. minha ex sofria disso... só a gente pra saber o q é aguentar uma crise de psicose dessa...

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  8. Não precisa nem estar saindo com ele, só pensar em estar.
    Pois o fato de pensar em ter um affair com o bendito (amigo) já te faz pensar nas inúmeras possibilidades dele estar interessado em você,dele querer sair contigo, dele estar saindo com outras, dele nunca ter pensado em ti e estar de fato com outra, de você ficar puta por isso e estragar uma amizade de anos.
    Realmente isso funciona muito ¬¬

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  9. é deve dar certo mesmo... vou tentar!!

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  10. eu nunca deixo chegar ao passo 5. o processo do 1 ao 4 acontece todo mês na tpm e algumas vezes fora desse período determinado. da última vez em que cheguei ao passo 5, acabei acreditando na explicação plausível, o processo foi longo e doloroso, quase trágico, pois, no caso em comento, não era psicose obsessivo-compulsiva, o cara "tava" saindo com outra(s). então resolvi nunca mais chegar ao passo 5. negação? acho que não. se o cara estiver saindo com outra, isso vai aparecer cedo ou tarde, então não vou me estressar. se não estiver, não serei a chata neurótica que vai dar um ultimato a cada mês, cara nenhum aguenta isso, nem o cara legal. não que eu acredite 100%, afinal gata escaldada tem medo de balde vazio. mas dou 100% de chance, esperando que o cara não perca pontos. por enquanto, o cara legal "tá" ficando. pode estar funcionando. ou não...

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  11. "Fique absurdamente revoltada com o fato desse cara estar saindo com outra e ligue para ele, alegando que já sabe de tudo e não quer mais saber dessa palhaçada..." TRADUCAO PRATICA: FIQUE ABSURDAMENTE APAIXONADA PELO "CAFA", POIS AS MULHERES, NO FUNDO(ops!), GOSTAM MESMO EH DE HOMENS CAFAJESTES!...

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  12. Que perigo! funciona mesmo haha... Eu também adorei muito a foto! Parabéns!

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