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terça-feira, 17 de fevereiro de 2015

Einstein, monstros e fome, muita fome


Eu acho que foi Einstein que disse - ou a internet atribuiu a ele - que é loucura fazer sempre as mesmas coisas e esperar resultados diferentes. E é claro que segundo Einstein - ou seja lá quem falou isso - eu sou completamente maluca.
Outro dia fiz um teste de sociopatia e passei, claro, que eu não vim ao mundo pra ser reprovada em teste nenhum. Uma das perguntas era se eu aprendia com meus erros. A resposta é: sim, eu deveria, eu inclusive sei quando estou prestes a fazer uma coisa errada, mas não consigo me conter. É como se uma força me puxasse para as profundezas do inferno e uma monstra assumisse temporariamente meu lugar. O problema é que quando a monstra vai embora não sobra ninguém além de mim para lidar com os destroços que ela causou.
Estou fazendo dieta há duas semanas e isso não me deixa nada feliz. E nada desperta mais um monstro interior do que a fome, podem ter certeza. Há quinze dias eu vivo literalmente em função de quanto tempo falta para a próxima refeição, lanche, unidade de castanha, qualquer merda comestível. Três horas passaram a ter um novo significado na minha vida: desespero.
Há dez anos, eu perdia cinco quilos em uma semana. Mas a 41 dias de fazer trinta, a matemática não é muito animadora. E foi isso que me fez pensar na frase do Einstein. Ou da Valesca Popozuda, até onde se pode confiar na internet. Se é realmente loucura fazer sempre as mesmas coisas e esperar resultados diferentes, eu só poderia ser insana de repetir todos os dias a mesma sequência inerte da depressão. Perder a mesma quantidade de tempo enrolando em vez de trabalhar com disciplina. Ficar jogada no sofá e reclamar que não faço nada, mas que amanhã com-certeza-talvez irei à academia. Pedir comida que não vale o que custa em vez de fazer a minha própria. E reclamar. Reclamar pra cacete.
Hoje eu fiz diferente. Hoje eu tomei coragem e fui à academia pela primeira vez em quase um ano. E fiz minha própria comida, limpinha, saudável e deliciosa - porque poucas pessoas sabem que eu sei cozinhar quando eu quero. Não posso dizer que não enrolei quase o dia inteiro e rendi menos do que deveria no trabalho, mas vamo lá, um passo de cada vez.
Segundo Einstein - ou Clarice Lispector - basta mudar uma coisa na sua rotina e pronto, você não é mais maluco. Meio naquela onda efeito borboleta de que um novo elemento, ainda que mínimo, pode mudar completamente o curso das coisas. Não que eu entenda bem desse assunto, mas sou a rainha da Wikipédia. E de acordo com a sabedoria popular da internet, eu vou ficar bem. Mas a verdade é que eu continuo com fome. Muita fome.

O texto acima foi escrito originalmente para meu blog novo "7 Metas para 2015", que a partir de agora será incorporado pelo Adorável Psicose.

39 comentários:

  1. Oi Natália! Caso você esteja lendo esse comentário enquanto você claramente poderia estar finalizando algum trabalho, eu queria dizer que me encontro na mesma situação (não que você se importe, claro) e ler esse texto me fez analisar uma série de coisas na minha vida e nas oportunidades que perdi por simplesmente não conseguir sair da inércia. Eu realmente espero que a estrondosa sabedoria popular da internet esteja certa pois eu estou prestes a mudar alguma coisa na minha rotina. Me senti tentado a me sentir bem (??). Ainda não sei o que eu vou mudar, provavelmente vou começar um blog (ok, não é a melhor maneira de começar uma mudança, mas quem se importa? Eu não! E nem você!). E se essa bendita sabedoria popular estiver errada eu vou voltar nesse mesmo post e dizer que a sabedoria popular da internet está errada pra que as pessoas possam continuar sentadas com seus traseiros enormes no sofá reclamando e reclamando e reclamando. Por que reclamar é muito bom! É BOM DEMAIS DA CONTA! E pela primeira vez eu estou disposto a parar de reclamar e mudar alguma coisa nessa palhaçada que a gente chama de vida. Então por favor, se você achar que Eistein (ou Clarice Lispector, ou a sabedoria popular) estava errado, avise aqui, pois vou parar imediatamente de mudar as coisas e apenas reclamar, pois como eu já disse: reclamar é bom pra cacete! Beijos

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  2. Já são quase 15h. Esperando pra comer aqui tbm. ��

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  3. Que bom que voltou. Tô de dieta e entendo tudo. Há algumas semanas eu decidi que esse será o ano da disciplina e bem, comecei a dieta, não estou falando a faculdade e não estou enrolando no trabalho rsrs pra justamente ver se algo melhora. Se algo muda. Porque não dá pra estacionar na vida assim, tudo é breve e um tremendo tédio por si só. Tem que ser melhor! Abraço.

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  4. Boa sorte,Querida!!!Você vai precisar!!!!Não sei bem se o fator sorte realmente conta....(mas na duvida)a verdade é que me identifiquei inteiramente com você.Estou com 48 anos,e não quero te desanimar(porque detesto que façam isso comigo)mas com o passar do tempo....se não fizermos algo....a tendência é piorar(e muito).Já fiz meditação,para mandar para o além,meu sabotador interno,mas ele deve achar que não existe lugar melhor no mundo(ou no além)que lhe de mais atenção e faça suas vontades,que na minha cachola.Nesse exato momento,estou pensando no que vou comer....é claro que nem pensei numa fruta,num suco detox,ou numa banana com canela no microondas.Tenho uma Amiga(magra é claro)que quando ofereço água antes do almoço,ela diz que não vai tomar senão perde a fome...certamente não viemos do mesmo planeta :)

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  6. Que os demônios levem pra longe toda nossa fome fora de hora. Ou que tragam logo comida pros nossos buchos. Amém!

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  7. Um texto de Natalia Klein é mais raro (e mais valioso) que um diamante kkkkk

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  8. Existirá uma hora em que sua fome será apenas uma lembrança.

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  9. ufa ainda bem um texto por aqui....pelo menos algo bom nessa dieta!

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  10. Obaaaa!!!!!!! O Adorável Psicose está de volta! Uhu!

    Natalia, tenho um monstrinho, ou monstra assim como você, que faz-me repetir velhos erros - quando eu poderia estar cometendo novos, kkkk - mas ainda tenho a ilusão de que posso ser mais forte.
    Abraços
    Mari

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  11. Que saudade te ler seus textos, entro toda semana aqui para ver se tem algo novo, e minha felicidade foi completa hoje rsrs.
    Sucesso em sua nova jornada, pois também estou na mesma.
    Beijos

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  12. Obrigada por voltar com blog, seja lá o que tenha feito você ter feito isso. Também estou com fome, mas não vou à academia e nem faço minha própria comida. Vou tentar entrar nessa onda do efeito borboleta aí. rs Valeu, Natalia.

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  13. Tbm estou de Dieta! Comecei no Natal e quero passar pela Páscoa... só pra ver o quanto consigo me torturar por estar gorda demais, rs.
    Hoje de manhã acordei decidida:
    -Dieta escrota, te odeio! Desisto, vou comer chocolate hoje! (Passei pelo espelho do banheiro e percebi o quanto já emagreci)
    -Dieta, sua linda! Vou fazer um suco! :)

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  14. Que demais que vc voltou a escrever! Uhu!
    Melhor novidade do ano até agora!

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  15. E aí, tem quase 1 mês desse texto. Como vão as coisas?? Ta conseguindo cumprir as 7 metas?

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  16. Fiquei feliz de ver texto novo (nem tão novo) por aqui. Me identifiquei (como -quase- sempre) com teus textos. Espero que tenhas tido sorte com a dieta.
    Quando casei em 2007 eu tava no auge da minha produção de colágeno e super magrinha, tipo magra de ruim, sabe? Depois engordei horrores.
    Malhei, fiz pilates, dança, alguns tratamentos estéticos que funcionaram tão bem quanto "trago a pessoa amada em 3 dias" e também paguei a academia e não fui, afinal ir e suar pra caramba não tava adiantando de nada. Me separei e sem esforço algum perdi TODOS aqueles malditos quilos que tinham se apegado a mim. Nossa... se eu soubesse antes.

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